| You Are 35% Redneck |
 The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead. You're just fakin' bein' a redneck. |
Yeah thats about right. I used to be a lot more neck than I am now. I guess that whole army thing beat a lot of the shit out of me. Damn colorless society crap. Anyway I know I have not posted much of late, I have been travelin for work. Sucks. All right party on. Weekend is in site...
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I scored 10%.
I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.
I scored zero as well. I'm such an ubanarian. How come my kind doesn't have a cool name like Red Neck?
I scored only 20%. I'm glad they didn't ask if I had goats to keep from cutting my grass.
"How come my kind doesn't have a cool name like Red Neck?"
You do, it's Asshole.
I see Anonymous hasn't grown any nads yet.
5% . . . I've been hunting . . . that's it . . .
Karen, I noticed in your profile you mentioned three boys. Did you forget your stepdaughter Brittany? This could be why her visits are few and far between with the "wicked stepmother".
Yeah, I'm wicky alright no-nads...I don't mention her as part of my busy daily life because she's not. Her wicked mother fixed that for us 10 years ago.
Does your stepdaughter like idiots?
Idiot, not sure why you ask.
I should have said idiots!
I was trying to be funny and charming.
Let me know if she has a thing for incredibly funny and creative bloggers.
Awww, you are definitely funny and charming. Not sure how old you are, but if you are into younger women, I'll try to hook you up. LOL.
"Not sure how old you are, but if you are into younger women, I'll try to hook you up. LOL."
Trying to hook up your stepdaughter with some unknown blogger is a good reason for Brittany's mom to keep her away form you and yours. Maybe Brittanys dad ought to take another look at pervert he lets look after his other kids.
Hey no-nads, long time no see! Obviously, since you you are freakin clueless, the LOL kinda indicates "said with humor". In addition, you are acting like she's 12 or something. She's an adult capable of making her own decisions both mentally AND legally. Your comment just seems to tell me where YOUR mind is. Just for the record no-nads...what is your problem with me and what did I do to provoke you?
She said younger woman, not little girl, you freak.
Whoops, didnt mean to start anything.
I was just joking along about your step-daughter because she was suprisingly hot- and very legal looking.
I have a lovely girlfriend who puts up with me being a loser on the blogs in my mission to make a complete ass out of Little Joey.
Anon-
And without giving too much away about myself, I have mentioned before in my posts and comments that I have a girlfriend and that I am not some old guy.
And I know youve read them all because Im kind of a big deal.
So quit being a douche.
And for the record, I dig older chicks. Wheres your girl at?
Idiot, I took no offense to your comment. I knew you were kidding...hope you know I was kidding too. I thought it was pretty obvious anyway. No-nads is probably some fat, bald, ugly guy with only half of of his teeth left. Maybe that's what makes him so miserable. And what makes you think he's gotta girl?
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