Thursday, June 14, 2007
Shitty Luck.
I got up the other day and headed out to the grocer to get some breakfast supplies for the fmaily. Eggs, Pop Tarts, juice, that sort of thing. I got to the light and was chillin listening to some blues tunes on the radio and splat. Splat what? A bird had taken a shit and it landed just inside the window, hit the seat and sprayed me. I had bird shit on the side of my face, neck, and arm. WTF? I was sitting inside a car, what are the freakin odds of me getting bird shit on me? I can understand if I was walking on the road or just outside in general. The last time that happened was 3rd grade. But you know that old wives tale that it is good luck to have a bird shit on you? I think it must be true, the next day I was at a brunch and won the 50/50. So a little bird shit is worth $65 bucks.
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7 comments:
But will you remember where you were the first time ball licker shit on you?
That is pretty shitty luck. I got pooped on one time while I was laying on the beach with my boyfriend at the time. Talk about embarrassing! Hey...btw...do you just not return e-mails as a rule? Or should I take a hint?
ohhhhhhh Wit, i thought you were happily married! tsk, tsk.
Wit, more e-mails....
FOB, perhaps I should send you some naughty e-mails too. Are you feeling left out??? LOL.
What are the odds of that happening? I think you should go buy some lottery tickets!
No E-mails please, Joe would be jealous if I were to become a bigger "chick magnet" than Herr EGO himself!!!!
ROFLMAO
You sure do know how to ruin a girl's fun.
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